{"id":4870,"date":"2010-03-06T11:31:02","date_gmt":"2010-03-06T09:31:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.burks.de\/burksblog\/?p=4870"},"modified":"2010-03-06T11:31:54","modified_gmt":"2010-03-06T09:31:54","slug":"why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.burks.de\/burksblog\/2010\/03\/06\/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road","title":{"rendered":"Why did the chicken cross the road?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kindergarden teacher: „To get to the other side.“
\nPlato: „For the greater good.“
\nAristotle: „It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.“
\nMartin Luther King: „I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.“
\nIsaac Newton: „Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads.“
\nAlbert Einstein: „Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.“
\nCaptain James T. Kirk: „To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.“
\nWerner Heisenberg: „We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.“
\nWolfgang Pauli: „There already was a chicken on this side of the road.“<\/p>\n

Einfach, aber ganz nett…. Physikerwitze eben.<\/p>\n

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