{"id":31905,"date":"2017-03-26T17:17:10","date_gmt":"2017-03-26T15:17:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.burks.de\/burksblog\/?p=31905"},"modified":"2017-03-26T17:18:07","modified_gmt":"2017-03-26T15:18:07","slug":"a-modern-web-page-oder-warum-browser-scheisse-sind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.burks.de\/burksblog\/2017\/03\/26\/a-modern-web-page-oder-warum-browser-scheisse-sind","title":{"rendered":"A modern Web page oder: Warum Browser schei\u00dfe sind"},"content":{"rendered":"

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James Mickens<\/a> (pdf, via Fefe<\/a>): „A modern Web page is a catastrophe. It\u2019s like a scene from one of those apocalyptic medieval paintings that depicts what would happen if Galactus arrived<\/a>: people are tumbling into fiery crevasses and lamenting various lamentable things and hanging from playground equipment that would not pass OSHA safety checks<\/a>. This kind of stuff is exactly what you\u2019ll see if you look at the HTML, CSS, and JavaScript in a modern Web page. Of course, no human can truly \u201clook\u201d at this content, because a Web page is now like V\u2019Ger<\/a> from the first \u201cStar Trek\u201d movie, a piece of technology that we once understood but can no longer fathom, a thrashing leviathan of code and markup written by people so untrustworthy that they\u2019re not even third parties, they\u2019re fifth parties who weren\u2019t even INVITED to the party, but who showed up anyways because the hippies got it right and free love or whatever.“<\/p>\n

PS Wehe, ihr guckt genauer auf den Code!<\/i><\/p>\n

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