{"id":20713,"date":"2013-10-19T09:46:10","date_gmt":"2013-10-19T07:46:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.burks.de\/burksblog\/?p=20713"},"modified":"2013-10-19T10:11:11","modified_gmt":"2013-10-19T08:11:11","slug":"humor-fuer-geeks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.burks.de\/burksblog\/2013\/10\/19\/humor-fuer-geeks","title":{"rendered":"Humor f\u00fcr Geeks"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bruce Schneier Facts<\/a>:
\n„Bruce Schneier<\/a> doesn’t need to talk about security theater, he defines it.
\nBruce Schneier accurately predicts the random.
\nBruce Schneier doesn’t need to hide data with steganography – data hides from Bruce Schneier.
\nBruce Schneier knows who the Anonymous Coward is.
\nBruce Schneier can recite pi. Backwards.
\nBruce Schneier can securely wipe any hard drive by shaking it like an etch-a-sketch.
\nWhen Bruce Schneier observes a quantum particle, it remains in the same state until he has finished observing it.
\nBruce Schneier can write a recursive program that proves the Riemann Hypothesis. In Malbolge.
\nBruce Schneier can read captchas.
\nHashes collide because they’re swerving to avoid Bruce Schneier.
\nBruce Schneier is the root of all certificates.
\nBruce Schneier intercepts all your internal monologues by a man-in-the-middle attack.
\nFor a woman to be impregnated by Bruce Schneier, she must decrypt his sperm with a 128-bit blowjob.
\nI once shook Bruce Schneier’s hand at a conference, and now my palm activates RFID card readers.“<\/p>\n

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