{"id":19336,"date":"2013-07-17T10:02:12","date_gmt":"2013-07-17T09:02:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.burks.de\/burksblog\/?p=19336"},"modified":"2013-07-17T10:02:24","modified_gmt":"2013-07-17T09:02:24","slug":"warmest-regards-you-insufferable-bastard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.burks.de\/burksblog\/2013\/07\/17\/warmest-regards-you-insufferable-bastard","title":{"rendered":"Warmest regards, you insufferable bastard!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ich <i>liebe<\/i> britischen Sarkasmus. Ben Pobjie macht sich im <a href=http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/commentisfree\/2013\/jul\/17\/email-sign-off-etiquette?CMP=twt_gu\">Guardian<\/a> Gedanken dar\u00fcber, wie man am Ende einer E-Mail gr\u00fc\u00dfen sollte:<\/p>\n<p><i>You can sign off with &#8222;regards&#8220;, which means, quite literally, &#8222;I have no regard for you at all&#8220;. Or you can use the more extreme &#8222;warmest regards&#8220;, which means, &#8222;never contact me again you insufferable bastard&#8220;. Then there\u2019s &#8222;yours&#8220;, which means, &#8222;I don\u2019t even know who you are or what you wrote to me about&#8220;, and its cousin, &#8222;yours sincerely&#8220;, which means, &#8222;you owe me money and I will make your life a living hell until I get it&#8220; (&#8230;) At the worst end of the spectrum are the faux-affectionate sign-offs. Writing &#8222;love&#8220; is fine when writing to someone you actually love: otherwise you\u2019re either going to sound disturbed or sarcastic. 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